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Pat Marx on the head for being a good citizen.
> Give Marx a high ranking job for his loyalty.
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You use the position of power to break the government from within
>Spread Democracy
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You guys ruined my thread, go back to being dead, please.
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Let's start over.
You wake up in a dungeon, your trusy Uzi at your side. You see those goblins you vaguely remeber killing splattered on the wall.
You are still a little drunk from last night.
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That's odd, there is a glowing coming from above from long cylinders. Must be fairy magic.
There is a double door with glass and well-forged metal wire ahead
There are bodies behind you
> Push odd double door
Edited once by triclops200. Last: 19th Sep 2013 -
You see the bloody remains of the Goblin Nightclub.
You have no idea how you fit that many bullets into your Uzi.
You must have been really drunk.
> go get a goblin beer.
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The goblin behind the counter cowers in fear.
"Wha... Wh... What'll it be?"
> Tell him "A beer"
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You gun down the wizard with your Uzi.
Killcount: 501
> sit down
Edited once by MiningMarsh. Last: 19th Sep 2013 -
Hear the goblin-5-0 siren
>Run
