You wake up, and see your mother standing in the kitchen. She tells you that she is cooking mushrooms and if you see anything strange, blame it on their fumes. Must be what the voices were from...
Tell your mom that you've been having a continuous dream and repeating each day in a different way. She takes you too the hospital

>Take multiple tests to determine your mental state
PLEASE stop making the guy faint every other post, it is more annoying than funny now, in my opinion.

The results come back, you are mad.

>Start head butting the wall.

@Spock (View Post)
"However, your condition isn't too serious, it has been delt with before. Just take this therapy session for 3 days next week and you'll be fine!"
He gives you the address, phone number, and name of the therapy building's location.
This calms you and you stop headbutting the wall.

>Have yo momma bring you home for rest.

You crash into a nuclear power plant. This is odd as the nearest one is 200 miles away.

>Get radiation.

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What floor?
What cheese from other sock? None of this makes any sense....

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The cheese was very tasty. Your mother proceeds to drive home. The next day, you begin to go to therapy but you see a giant duck with laser vision terrorizing the city. It is in your hands to save it with the sword you got earlier -- which is now glowing blue.

>Begin to battle the duck

The duck bites your head off.


>Fall over.

The salmons begin shrieking "LIIIIFFFFEEE" and your head grows back. You catch the duck by surprise with that move, and it falls on its but. Unable to move, you thrust your sword into its eye and it dies instantly. Victory! You dive into the nearest ocea, retrieve some salmon'o life, feed them to the dead duck, and it comes back to life - only friendly. Ride it all over the seas.

>A wild Pirate Ship appears

What?!