me either

Your momma is so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton for 20 minutes becuase it said concentrate.

oh i got one yo moms so fat she has to sit down to get something from her pocket

Yo mama so fat, when she comes past my house, I can't see sunlight for days.

"Your mama is so damn stupid, that when your dad said it was chilly outside, your mom ran out with a bowl and a spoon."
I also sadly made those jokes before, but I was the only one laughing, so I decided to change myself.

Your Momma so fat, when she step on the scales she sees her phone number

Yo mamma is so fat that when she lies on the beach everyone runs around sceaming free willy!

LOL

I wnet for a 10 mile jog today; 3 laps round your mum.

Yo mamma so fat she broke the family tree

Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.