Storytime
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Suddenly, a flying saucer crashes in through the roof of the building. Jacob1 and donttouchmydart3 are killed in the crash, but bowserinator survives. Bowserinator realises that the flying saucer is in fact a piece of debris from a nearby dodgy amusement park, then dies from blood loss.
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Then i begin to speak from Skype.
"They laughed at me when i told them i live in a concrete bunker in the middle of the desert! Who's laughing now?"
Then a real saucer crashes through my roof.
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I use a teleportation device and teleport everyone (in real life) to the prehistoric age where they can't use any advanced device. I'm now in the lead :P everyone will have to survive for MILLIONS and MILLIONS of years to get to the present (and they are going to die after their life limit).
TOO BAD you can't survive that :P
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Lightning bolt!
-9999999999999 dmg to everyone.
I win!
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Suddently CeeJayBee accidentaly went through a wormhole and got stuck in a huge spacebattle. His nukes where of no use against the large ships fighting eachother. His last defence whas his skill and ability to doge the debris and lasers flying around him. Once his FTL succesfully charged, he beamed back to Earth, in Protcom's garden. He grabs Protcom and goes through his time machine. He goes back in time and stops Jacob1 and Donttuchmydart from playing MarioKart with eachother, stopping all this madness from happening.
THE END. Or is it?
Edited 2 times by HitlerSucks. Last: 18th Oct 2014 -
And none of this ever happened...
hey guys
you know what would be really fun?
a nice game of
mario kart
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Yeah, Jacob, would you like to play?
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I CALL PLAYER ONE NOOBS
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