DISREGARD

@triclops200 (View Post)

 "Johnson, we are........AMAZED. Fantastic presentation, you are being promoted to assistant CEO."

>Run into the hallways and woot and woop for joy

Lefou apparently.....yeah. Wait, is it a naked annoying orange? It's just an orange...or.......ew.

While whooping for joy, you fall down the stairs.

>Try to stand back up

You hit your head on the roof of the fire escape's low ceiling. You are knocked out cold, and presumably fall to the bottom of the stairs, where you awake.

>look

Everybody looks at you and says
"Hey. Your head is bleeding."

>Run to  the doctor's office.

the doctor says "it only bleeds a little and its stopped. ah, let me give you a bandage on your head."

>sleep on the patient's bed.

You wake up in your office.

>Go back to work.

You find a note posted in your computer screen saying "don't move"

>Don't move.

"Hey, Johnson. Why aren't you moving?"

"____"

"Oh, that? The boss just wants to make sure you stay an employee here, not that "move"."

"Oh."

>Go home