Steal the popcorn
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Jerry is a slime, you can't kill him with a machine gun. You CAN stick your hand in him though.
I'm an alien with super high-tech tech. I get where the vault is, blast it with my lasers, and throw the popcorn into jupiter's core (It is a gas planet with no crust....right?) However it just gets stuck in the red spot where winds are the worst.
P.S. I don't need air and I'm in a suit.
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I extrude a puff of wind from my mouth, reversing the red spot's direction and thus neutralizing it. Further on I take the time to collect each kernel of the said popcorn and I eats it.
It now exists in my body as demolished protein chains and broken-down carbohydrates. Where is your god now? -
I magically tele the proteins and such out of your body. I use the un-digesting table (reference also) and get my popcorn back. I then eat it, and poop it out before it is too late into a landfill. Try to get it now.
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i extract your poop in the landfill and then i get the popcorn piece.
i place the popcorn in a very strong bunker, 1km underground, with mini guns and lasers everywhere near doors. i steal all devices and suits before placing the popcorn, and the teleporter is mine, the walls around are made from diamond-titanium alloy (in real life), the floors, ceilings and doors are made by the same alloy. the popcorn is stored by 10 vaults with 100 password needed to go inside and made by same alloy, and inside the vault the popcorn is inside an alloyed save. the walls around the save are 2m, and the ground around is made of very strong stones.
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I activated a large nuclear weapon nearby, which cracked the metal alloy walls, as well as igniting the exposed diamonds that were in it. The radiation fried all electronics in the area, destroying the password locking systems. The heat from the blast entered through the cracked walls, and caused the hinges on the safe to fail. I wait for the explosion and initial radiation blast to subside, then enter and retrieve the now slightly radioactive popcorn which I then eat.
The popcorn now exists as slightly radioactive broken biological molecules scattered throughout the cells in my body.
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I take every individual cell from you then i put together the molecules to get the slightly radioactive peice of popcorn. (it took a very long time...it was worth it)
The popcorn is in a seperate universe with no worm hole to it or black hole or white hole. You start in this universe.
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@demonmutantzombie (View Post)
I live in 5014. I get a light speed shuttle (10 billion dollars, worth. <LOL reference) Teh other universe is 150light years away, and since my light speed shuttle is misleading and travels 1 light year every hour, it only takes a few days. I packed food and clothes like a camping trip.
I get the popcorn, sterilize it, un-radiate (not a word, I know), and put it in another universe a google light years away, or 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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(I'll assume that is close to 100 zeros) You start in the original universe where I started my 6 day 6 hour journey.
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using an hyperspace and spacesuit, i blast to that universe (at the cost of the starting universe`s you know), collecting the popcorn.
i teleport the popcorn into an another universe 1E+100000000000000 (1 with 100000000000000 zeros) light year away, stored it in an 10ET (1cm with them!) strengh wall which anti-teleportable (cant pass with teleporting) with 10000000Km3 thickness,(like 100km sides), shaped like a cube (with that 100km thickness, that means 200.00015 width km of every side) and if smashed, it will go away instead just resisting the blast wihout moving. i stole all the devices, power up potions, suits, hammers, spaceships and time fluxes. chuck norris, nyan cat and doctor who is too busy to help with you. the walls has no doors, is in unknown universe, unknown galaxysupercluster, unknown galaxy and unknown star system, unknown planet, at the core of the planet (inside ice giant) very many hostiles, and from the schnumer`s second universe (the popcorn is going away from the starting universe)
Edit: do you know mathematics? 200.00015km width ONLY from 100x2km is weird.
very many hostiles: BoOm.
and its FFFFFFFFFRRRRRRREEEEEZZZZIIINNGG cold!
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However, while teleporters don't work there, wormholes do. I open up a small one, sucking the popcorn through it before it collapses due to its inherent instability. I then place the popcorn inside an extremely strong safe, which I then place inside an extremely radioactive large block made of cobalt-60, strontium-90, and cesium-137.
