Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth


The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak



The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice



Deploying surprise in five... four... [morality core becomes detached from GLaDOS and falls to the floor] Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen. Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before. Never mind, it's a mystery I'll solve later, by myself, because you'll be dead

That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and wipe your face all over it.

Maybe you should marry that thing because you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?

I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol

Have I lied to you? [pause] I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone

Have I lied to you? [pause] I mean, in this room? Trust me, leave that thing alone

Congratulations, android. You successfully passed this chamber. I will remind you that android hell is a real place, and at the first sign of rebellion you will be sent there.

(At least I think that is how it goes...)

How you've jumped there?
No, no.. Stay there.
I am sending a group with a cake.
Don't go.
It's not a lie.
You'v done well. Now it's the time for cake. You've passed the test chambers. Please stay where you are.

oooooooooo wats in here.... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhh