I already made a new one. IT WAS BROKEN BEFORE ANY PULL REQUESTS. ALL PULL REQUESTS WERE MADE BY ME! IT DID IT ON IT'S OWN!
I already made a new repository. I put a nasty warning in all caps in the README.
PLEASE DO NOT FORK! IF YOU FORK ME OR SPAM YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY REPORTED FOR ABUSE.
Reported.
EDIT: Not really. As long as you don't use the forks to spam, the system won't care. But if you do spam, the system will break, and I will seriously report you.
My car has a jammed accellerator and steering. (meaning my software is broken and I don't know how to get new) It doesn't care about pull requests or anything. If it sees any other branch with ANY edits whatsoever, it locks up on me. It's broken, so don't put "cggggggggggggggggggggg" in my readme, or you WILL seriously break it.
EDIT: I think I just found some new cars. :D
My new car (software) can kill forks. :P