(This sounds real fun, jjbagley!)

 

@Michael238 (View Post)

 You're wearing a highly pressurized, pressure contained, uranium filled, suit. The uranium has reached max temperature. You melt everything.

 

Why did my cat turn into a llama?

@Poorsoft (View Post)

 Um... oops... my evil genetic experiment to make a super cat went awry and made a llama.

 

Where did all of this money come from?!

@PacBrad (View Post)
because you use norton!

Why am i bored?

@plead-for-destruction (View Post)
because you are a tree

Why do i sometimes dream about cheese

@Dawgie (View Post)

 Because you are a bowl of milk about to be sent to the cheese factory.

 

Why am I suddenly deep underground surrounded by magma?!