A watchdog is perfect for finding the time.
Two parts of the eye were discussing who told better puns. This arguement carried on, until one said to the other, "You, my friend, are simply the pupil. I am by far the cornea of the two of us."
EDIT: Oh wait! I found a "better" one!
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...
...A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. (:D :D :D)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.