Funny computer talk

  • MassacreLand
    25th Feb 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    (This may be considered spam lol so lock if needed, I just felt this was funny so I wanted to announce)

    So, I have two mice and two keyboards.
    One mouse does not right click but the other does not move so I use one to move and the other to scroll and right click.
    one keyboard does not have a working enter button so I have to use the onscreen keyboard to press enter xDDDDD

    My computer days are so hard xDDD

    You guys got any Annoying, Funny, Or great computer stories? :P

    Yes I am officially becoming a super nerd xDD
  • lenscas
    25th Feb 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    I once got a computer that need to start with a keyboard if it wasn't started with it I needed to choose with wat os I want to start to do that I needed to press the arrow keys and if there wasn't a mouse too then I needed a floppy to start it but that thing hasn't a floppy drive so yeah that was my strange com now I don't have it i exaly mis that fun com
  • mniip
    25th Feb 2012 Developer 0 Permalink
    @MassacreLand (View Post)
    right click on my netbook's touchpad doesnt work, so i made an AHK script, if i press WinKey+Menu there is a right click
  • jenn4
    25th Feb 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @MassacreLand (View Post)
    Too much of them. But for example my if my laptop runs out of battery, it'll give BSOD on startup and I have to drive startup fix. All this because my little brother hit the keyboard too hard and Ubuntu win-installer is screwed and can't do the dual booting right.
  • Joeboy25
    25th Feb 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    In soviet Russia computer play you
  • pixel-club
    25th Feb 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    At school i am the "school computor geek" and everytime there is a problem i get told. The other day a boy couldnt get on the internet and i followed the socket in the wall to the massive rack where they all go on and pushed it in proberly, but it still didnt work then i tried another website to find out the website they had up is www.poobums.com and it totally anoyed me! Also my school teachers are rubbish at using the amplyfier in the main hall and then one day i was called up as we were watching a film and just ran up there flicked the power switch and it worked and i ran back like i never went there. The whole school were cheering me but the teachers are so stupid to do that
  • Joeboy25
    25th Feb 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @pixel-club (View Post)

    In soviet russia pixel-club join you
  • DCBloodHound
    25th Feb 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    In soviet Russia forums troll you.
  • IronRhino
    25th Feb 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    @pixel-club
    In Soviet Russia, period type you.
  • Myem
    25th Feb 2012 Member 0 Permalink
    In Soviet Russia, meme does you.