The Powder Toy

@Kikinicij (View Post) Here is the list of items you ordered. banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana ban...

However, some years previously, Halley's comet struck an asteroid, which weakened its internal structure. As it approaches Earth, the increasing gravity causes it to break apart. The end result ...

Cheese (Goes good with nachos.)

I have a genetic mutation that allows me to survive being frozen, therfore I just wait 120,000 years for the next ice age to end. When the ice thaws, I just leave the area and live the rest of my day...

However, the island's volcano explodes, destroying the area defenses. I escape while the guards are distracted by the volcano, and make a small raft to leave the island before it collapses. In t...

I spend $1,999,349 to buy an island to live on.   Total 19,999,999

Fortunately, the magnetic field of the particle accelerator directs the fission fragments into a high speed collision, where I produce the Higgs boson.   The next user discovers a new form of ...

I decided to buy a periodic table that is filled with actual pieces of elements.   Total: $9,955,273

@Kikinicij (View Post) This reminds me of the "Bad Luck Brian" game, which got locked for some reason or another immediately after SuinDraw replied claiming it to be a bad thread.

I am driving a tank with solid depleted uranium armor, so the bullet bounces off.   I shoot the next user with a miniature nuclear warhead, which instantly vaporizes its victims.