The Powder Toy

I happen to know how to work the probelm quickly, so I answer it within a few minutes.   The next user is the President of the United States - with a 0% approval rating.

The explosion occurs, but it involves a single U-235 atom in my body undergoing spontaneous nuclear fission, thus I am not harmed as there is nowhere near enough energy to do any noticeable damage. &...

That night however, aliens gave me blueprints which I used to build an interdimensional milkshake dispenser connected to the dimension of infinite chocolate milkshakes.   The next user has to dr...

I managed to jump out before the explosion, where I soon survive the landing because I landed in water.   The next user is instantly shattered

Back around July 2012 or so, I had made an extremely powerful nuke involving nuclear fusion. Even though I had made a thread for it, it did not get much attention at the time, so here it is. 858801Vi...

However, I am a plutonium-based lifeform, so when they light the fire for the cremation, I reach critical mass and explode, destroying everything within thirty kilometers in a nuclear explosion. &nbs...

I simply stay very still, and float to the top of the cheese due to the fact that cheese is denser than water.   The next user is sent to the Siberian Gulags

I buy all of the components I need for a nuclear reactor to power my house with.   Total: $1,000,850

The cave was located in a volcanic area rich in minerals, so I managed to find an area lit up by an underground lava lake. I noticed the bears approaching, so I killed them with some stones. I then u...

I climb up a cocoa tree to get some cocoa which I mixed with milk and sugar. Victory   The next user is at the store to buy an awesome computer, only to find that they have no money at all with ...