The Powder Toy

I decide that the videos are a virus, so I simply delete all of the swag videos while passing it off as hackers.   The next user is the Venera 13 lander on Venus, which only survived roughly one...

RNA (Some viruses utilize this instead of DNA.)

Decomposition (The chemical and biological process that occurs to dead bodies.)

Since my body has a lower density than quicksand, I simply float upwards, then slowly move towards the edge of the quicksand before leaving the area.   The next user is in the same situation, ex...

Last I checked, the total number of known exoplanets was somewhere in the 500-700 range.

I was wearing depleted uranium armor, which caused your bullets to bounce off, since they were typical lead bullets. The downside is that the armor is really heavy.   The next user was flying a ...

I am a computer worm, so I infect 4chan's servers, causing the entire 4chan network to crash.   The next user is an atom of ununoctium, which has a half-life of less than one millisecond.

Perhaps bombarding PLSM with PHOT. In real life, this effect can actually strip atoms of their electrons, if the photons contain enough energy.

We happen to be on the Moon, so I can't hear the complaints, since sound does not travel in a vacuum.   The next user is falling into Jupiter's atmosphere and is about to be crushed an...

The Soviet Union once considered a manned mission to Venus, but then they got the results from their Venera program.