The Powder Toy

8/10   Found a party balloon. Suffocates.

You were a person named Toast that was flaming me. I block you.   The next user is shot by SCP 127.

Yum yum yum! Molecules of iron! BTW, cereal actually has iron in it.   SCP-173 is behind the next user.

What does that stand for?

5/10   Makes best joke. Used in bad luck Brian thread

But you mistakenly sent me to a place 1cm squared filled with dead skin cells, so I walk away.   The next user is eaten by SCP-682.

I am atheist, so it doesn't count.   The next user is slapped by Chuck Norris.

!set type aliens none   !set type next user c-4 and I burn the next user.

6/10   goes on a tourist trip to space. Launched into space via jet pack.

I am wearing a spacesuit. The other person dies in the vacuum of space.   The next user is in the sun.