The Powder Toy

Fortunately, the boson decays into a pair of extremely energetic gamma rays, which pass through my body without interacting. As a result, I am not harmed.   The next user is next to an exploding...

Good thing that I made most of the gun out of Teflon, which is immune to acids. As a result, the acid only dissolves the outer walls of the container used to insert it into the gun.   The next u...

Fortunately, I touch a piece of CLNE, which clones me constantly.   The next user is a particle of NEUT that is flying off the screen, which results in deletion.

It would violently explode due to the tremendous amount of energy released by the decay of the Higgs bosons and their decay products. The explosion is stronger than the average nuclear weapon.  ...

Fortunately, the whole blade just completely shatters into tiny fragments, as diamond is actually very brittle.   The next user is trapped at the end of the universe with no way to escape or tim...

Actually, all but two of helium's isotopes are extremely radioactive with half-lives in the picoseconds or less. If the two stable isotopes were also radioactive, life as we know it would be imp...

Fortunately, the acid had a molarity of 0.00001, which is so dilute that it has no harmful effects.   The next user is hit by a gamma-ray burst. The intense heat from the blast instantly vaporiz...

Fortunately, I have a sheet of gold-based thermal insulation which I use to reflect the Sun's heat away. In addition, I was thrown on a trajectory that would result in a close encounter with the...

http://www.record-producer.com/1000-db-how-loud-is-that#.VOzZyNq9KK1 The immense amount of energy released is more than that contained in the entire observable universe. Since no amount of shielding ...

Good thing it was a server glitch and was fixed quickly. Since it was a glitch, I was not banned.   The next user has been exposed to a lethal amount of phosgene.