The Powder Toy

The ground on which I lay is shaped like me. It is also extremely dense, like quicksand. I get right into shape, and fall through... to a bunker which lies below. The steamroller rolls above me, but ...

Granted. It goes so fast, you become epileptic and start to experience seizures. This prolongs for the remainder of your life.    I wish that the next person answers both this wish and the ...

I am actually that guy called Chuck Norris. He's that weird dude that gets out of everything, eh? Ok. I do what he does with the mutant steves. The end.    The next user eats a turd an...

@therocketeer (View Post)  No they are right.    We should have another one of these, by the way.

Granted. But your commitments never get noticed. You think deeply sad on this, and take your own life.    I wish jacob1 was a hippopotamus and a gigantic rat.

Updated the other blog. I can give you some html source code for your own blog, if you want.

13. No "wishscripting" or "wishcoding", just say the wish and dont hide it in computer coding.    Granted. However, Stephen Hawking runs over your foot and you die from ...

@Schneumer (View Post)  No I didn't. Also I'm inactive because ... I'm not so committed, as hardly anyone else is. Perhaps if someone starts posting, then we'll get it up and...

Granted. I kill you.    I wish the next person is the first person to comment on this thread.

You trip over a tree root, and break both your necks. You die. And I die many years later, of old age.    The next user face-palms into hydrochloric acid.