The Powder Toy

TRRAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!   Why is nobody playing the cookie game?

OH NO   We're doomed! (really, we're not, not in a million years)   Someone plucked my hair.

END OF THE WORLD ERROR: These error messages ar* go*n* t* e** ******** ***** ***** ********   I wish someone could play my cookie game.

KNOWLEDGE ERROR: You're supposed to say Titanic II! Error code: GETIT-RIGHT   ERROR: I wish for a code. Error code: INSERTCODE-HERE

HEALTH ERROR: You're so hot that you're melting. Error code: COOLIT-FORGOOD   ERROR: My calculator said 1 when I type 1+1=. 1+1 does not equal 1! Error code: DUMB-CALCULATOR

MONEY ERROR: That will be $15,000 each. Thx. Error code: TIMEIS-MONEY   I wish I never did that again.

But I'm too young for IRC! I'll wait until I'm 18

Oh god! My epic game got some LockedBread!

(random letters) knfksghfkslhfiklhgkujcsuydfnewrBOOOOOOOM!   Duck. Why didn't I swear?

CAREER ERROR: You aren't even a policeman! Error code: BECOMEONE-TODAY   I wish I stopped sending error corruptions.