The Powder Toy

@EqualsThree (View Post)  granted, he/she uses your home/cell number (what he/she isnt currently using)    i wish this thread reached 60 pages.

@pegosh2 (View Post)  granted but only for a millisecond    i wish i could fly

@code1949 (View Post)  granted, you now need to grant the faries 1 wish, or they will eat you.    i wish for a cookie. ( : : ) <------as delicious as ASCII can be.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)  but there is an earthquake, in the entire universe, everyone dies.    i wish i was dead for exactly one minute,and no more or less. After that minute, i came ...

The big mac undergoes spontaneous combustion, you die.    I wish elfs were real, and they had those pointy ears and all.

@gamax92 (View Post)  granted, but then you die.    i wish my computer was a GLaDOS

@TheTempest (View Post)  you are, but you get fat, and i lock you in a room and starve you so you must eat your muscles.    I wish there was world peace

@TheTempest (View Post)  the pizza is delicious, but four nanometers in diameter.    i wish for more guacamole :(

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)  granted, but they are old men    i wish the wish faries died.

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)  granted, but then you die of malaria    i wish i could shoot hypernovas from my hands! and other limbs and appendeges.