The Powder Toy

(9/10 + 2/10)/2 = 5.5/10   9/10 but this isn't minecraft.    MGEL  Modified gel (secret element). Mixes with liquids and gains some of their properties.

Thankfully I only watched the beginning of an episode and later that day I recived a lolypoop.   The next user meets with a tragic end.

I get roundhouse kicked so hard my neck snaps killing me instantly. My body decomposes and I become part of nature.   The next user dies of natural causes.

I let the universe explode. Taking billions of lives with it. Thankfully I'm in another universe.   The next user was in the other universe.

You could use conv to powder a solid the drill hits. You would need dmnd between the frme and it though to stop it converting the pstn too.

Oh god no...   Thankfully netnoob can't find the keyboard.   The next user has surgery performed on them, by a failed degre chiropractor.

My god powers fail and I become a blob of antimatter about to hit some matter.   Thankfully this is powder toy, and the matter is a blob of dmnd, so I don't react.     The next us...

Thankfully I've being a paradox for a few pages now.   The next user is attacked by Squid Girl.

I am god, (see earlier) I already exist outside all dimensions.    The next user defies me by inventing iphone auto correct. 

Although I forgot to call, I remembered to text them (yes they accept texts now).   The next use it hit with angry spam.