The Powder Toy

Your laptop does not crash, but someone steals it.    I wish someone would lock this thread and that this wish could not be corrupted and that nothing could go wrong at all with this wish!

Your birthday gets moved (magically) to 20th May, but nuclear war starts on 19th May and everyone on the planet dies from the nukes.

But you get a nasty injury and are stuck in bed for the rest of your 17 year old life.        I wish people would stop posting on this thread and that it was locked and that this ...

Your wish is granted, but then I eat it.    I wish this thread was locked RIGHT NAO for spam.

I give you the pet rock, then rip it out your hands and smash it on the floor.    I wish I could think of a good wish that I'll never forget that will never be corrupted 

It does, but it gets moved to the recycling bin first.    I wish that I could think of wish.

But they become evil and demented...    I wish this thread was locked.

@lolzy  It's because nobody likes you. xD JK!! JK!!

@Cr15py  Your wish is granted, but then...    I wish I could corrupt Cr15py's wish.      EDIT: @The-Con (View Post)  FUUUUUUUU-

gamax92:I wish for a extra large pizza.    The pizza arrives, but it's covered in cat sick.