The Powder Toy

@alecnotalex  It happens all the time, you'll live.  It's just because 2 people post at nearly the same time.

@therocketeer  You derped, you have to give me what I wished for, but then corrupt it somehow. You only corrupted it. ;P

World peace happens, but then the population gets too high and everything goes wrong...    I wish this wish was more random than therocketeer's.

@alecnotalex  That wish was used on the last page, try to avoid repeating wishes if they were recently wished.

@Junjie  Get out, spammer.    @Teking  You become a TPT admin, but then Simon decides to permaban you.    I wish for this post to be pure epic.

@Dansteph  You get a pie, but it turns out some cat decided to throw up inside it just before it was cooked.    I wish I could finish thi-

@EqualsThree  You get one, but code1949 has an orgy on top of your computer so you bin it.    I wish I didn't have to clean up the orgy outside my house.

@Dansteph  They stop, but them someone wishes for them to start again 5 minutes later.    I wish the riots in England would continue, but not damage my house or family or city.

@Dansteph  You get the hotdog, but it's 5 weeks old and covered in cat sick.    I wish that we could spam as much as we want without getting banned.    EDIT: FUUUU- ...

@pilojo  They aren't stupid, but then you realise the wish you just wished was stupid, then suddenly, the whole thing never happened... 0_o    I wish that the next wish was a good...