The Powder Toy

Chuck Norris understands my predicament and sets me down, smiling at me and passing me a hundred-dollar bill.   The next person is trapped without any items in a thick rubber ball without any ex...

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Aboos Bang Counterrevolutionaries   edit: http://pastebin.com/CYbnu2DB

Will be run over, not got run over. I say "I like trains," causing a train to appear in another direction. The two trains collide and their sum velocity pushes them away from me.   Th...

I am secretly you (Tyler Durden, anyone?) and I take the popcorn and full control over your body.   I remain in the same place, but in compliance with rule 5, I hide the popcorn in a safe within...

When it gets to your house, the delivery person drops it and the hot pizza falls upside down on your lap. Second-degree burns ensue.   I wish for a cup of orange juice exactly similar to one I w...

“Two things awe me most, the starry sky above me and the moral law within me.”   Immanuel Kant has a lot of great quotes.

(x^2+y^2-2ax)^2=4a^2*(x^2+y^2)   What is linguistics?

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No, not if it's on a cartridge or a USB drive or a solid state drive or what have you.   What is the simplest programming language?