The Powder Toy

It does, but Obama destroys it:      I wish that Obama would destroy the thread.

@ArtMaster (View Post)  I wish you would read the first post.  @gamax92 (View Post)  @MasterGeek (View Post)  Oi, Rule 13.

@jenn4 (View Post)  Asking for frontpage is against forum rules. Deal with it bro. (and violating TPT rules is also a violation of wish corrupter rules [kind of])  --  You share the ca...

The lag stops, but I join the server and spam it to carp.    I wish for a pie so epic that it was pi.

@thunder999 (View Post)          I wish thunder999 hadn't posted a blank corruption and wish

It overheats to... OMG, it's OVAR TEEEHHHHN... degrees celcius.      I wish someone could only corrupt this wish with their own wish.

You get rich, but then you realise being rich is rubbish, and jump off a cliff.      I wish @therocketeer (View Post) would've spelled 'llama' right in his post.

It never lags, but it explodes from running so quickly instead.    I wish that everyone would use the <hr> tag to separate corruptions and wishes.

The cake is covered in cat sick.      I wish I could type in normal letters again. 

The number four becomes a skull shape, but people get confused and world chaos is created. World nuclear wars follow, everyone on the planet is killed.    I wish that pie was 20% more epic....