The Powder Toy

Granted. I throw your body into a wormhole, where it travels back in time and emerges to hit you preventing you from dying which prevents me from throwing your body into the wormhole in the first pla...

@jjbagley (View Post)  Granted. A golfer causes a bird to land on you in the cockpit causing you to get distracted crashing your plane. I wish for some ice water.

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted, you go directly to its center and collide with the supermassive black hole there. I wish that people didn't complain about global warming.

@PacBrad (View Post)  It detonates due to a nuclear explosion caused by your packed bread. I wish for pie.

@PacBrad (View Post)  Since I can't understand your wish, I decide you want to be nuked, so I detonate my carbon bomb. I wish that the Powder toy had antimatter versions of the elements alr...

@mr--slashlash (View Post)  Granted, I give you a delicious Radium sandwhich. I wish that PacBrads glue would glue his mouth shut.

@mr--slashlash (View Post)  You are a peanut jelly and spaghetti sandwhich. (I actually saw someone with this once.) I wish I was able to survive absolute zero temperatures.

@PacBrad (View Post)  It turns out the party was actually your funeral, but everyone was having a great time. I wish that Simon was an element on the Powder Toy.

@mr--slashlash (View Post)  Ze captain and Snippy climb aboard you, and drive you off the end of a bridge with a jet engine. (See Romantically Apocalyptic episode 7 for details.)   I wish I...

@plead-for-destruction (View Post)  Granted. You now can't post new topics, replies, or speak with anyone in real life because you can't be used. I wish that fusion still makes singu...