The Powder Toy

Granted, but since you didn't specify what you wish you had wished for, I give you some radioactive ununoctium which gives you radiation poisoning.   I wish that gas prices were cheaper.

The fallout from the bombs irradiates the entire planet. It also causes a new ice age.

However, the missiles were still aimed at Russia due to the Cold War, so Russia launches all of its missles in retaliation!

However, a paranoid Russian sees the puff of uranium smoke and thinks its the start of a nuclear war, so he calls President Obama.

@OnTheToilet (View Post)  The computer you're talking to suddenly says: "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.   I wish I had an infinitely long winter b...

The child flies up into the air, falls back, hits the bomb, and detonates it.

Meanwhile, high above, a plane flying overhead accidentally drops a nuclear bomb.

Granted. You spend so much money to be beautiful that you go broke.   I wish that I had a block of 100% pure gold.

@mr--slashlash (View Post)  The computer you are on crashes, killing you since your in the game.   I wish I had a remote-controlled nuke.

@mr--slashlash (View Post)  I compliment you by giving you a million dollars in Monopoly money.   I wish that I had some antimatter in a bottle.