The Powder Toy

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. He makes the save, but he secretly compressed everything on screen, so your computer turns into a black hole and sucks you in.   I wish I was a quark.

@pullerrush (View Post)  Granted. I expose you to air and you ignite.   I wish I was a chunk of living Uranium-238.

@pullerrush (View Post)  Granted. The website uses so much bandwidth it crashes the entire internet.   I wish I was an atom.

@tommig (View Post)  I live in America and am wondering the exact same thing about the stickers. Politics, I guess.

@Webdude53 (View Post)  I think that what happens is that fusion now makes molten BRMT, which can then be cooled to yield BMTL. It used to produce SING instead. (which I still prefer)

@jjbagley (View Post)  Granted. You just used it. A nuke falls from the sky and detonates due to that wish, so you die.   I wish could shrink to any size I want, but still retain all of my ...

@EqualsThree (View Post)  Granted. You no longer have a headache because you are dead due to radiation poisoning from my uranium device.   I wish for the cure for cancer

@pullerrush (View Post) However, the zombie apocalypse ends when a 300 mile wide asteroid crashes into the Pacific Ocean. The heat from the impact creates a cloud of rock vapor which engulfs the wor...

@pullerrush (View Post)  Granted. The reason it isn't so annoying? It's a fossil cat.   I wish for some fuel-grade uranium.   @AngrySpam (View Post)  I still like that r...

@AngrySpam (View Post) I like being radioactive.   Granted. This time the spoon was made of a special toxin, so you suddenly explode into a cloud of neutrons. p.s. What about rule #10?  ...