The Powder Toy

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. It comes in the form of individual atoms. Some assembly required...   I wish I had a block of solid PacBradium.

@mad-cow (View Post)  Granted. The creepers were Singularity Creepers...   I wish I could use a nuke to mutate PacBrad.

@Citopow (View Post)  Granted. The bread is packed into such a small space that it becomes a black hole and destroys the Earth.   I wish I lived inside a volcano and was immune to the la...

@Nab1929 (View Post)  Granted. He is now ban-proof.   I wish I was a neutrino.

@Citopow (View Post)  Granted. He ignites because of a superheated wall of vapor incinerating the world, then he gets hit by a molten Travelocity gnome, and is then banned from existence.  ...

@pullerrush (View Post)  Granted. Bees don't exist, but they have been replaced by giant killer dragonflies.   I wish that I was around 65 million years ago.

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. You suddenly flash from existence. You can no longer be found, and you're banned.   I wish that a meteorite would land in my front yard tomorrow.

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. All of the stars you wished for fall from the sky and knock you back into the neutronium box, which then falls down a volcano to the center of the Earth, where yo...

@jjbagley (View Post)  Granted, but all of the energy in you turns to matter, and you suddenly explode due to antimatter annihilation.   I wish I had a box of neutronium that was at absolut...

@PacBrad (View Post)  Hmm, since we have a disagreement on the length of time, I say that it is 14 nanoseconds!