The Powder Toy

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. Nothing happens, because the EPIC FAIL is zero meters from your location.   I wish I could annihilate PacBrad with his antimatter counterpart and extract t...

@PacBrad (View Post)  That is not a wish. Launching hydrogen bomb in 3,2,1...   I wish I could take PacBrad and freeze him in ice, then return in 5000 years and see if he survives or not.

@Citopow (View Post)  Granted. He falls past the bedrock into the void, but his unstable nature finally takes its toll and he explodes. The explosion smashes through the bedrock and everything ...

@billion57 (View Post)  Granted. This time its a planet headed for earth instead of an asteroid.   I wish that I could survive being at ground zero of a nuclear bomb explosion without be...

@Powdersaurus (View Post)  Granted. They douse you in gasoline and use you for fiery target practice.   I wish I lived in the city of Hiroshima.

@plead-for-destruction (View Post)  Not only that, but saves would be broken. (I have a nuclear bomb that uses BCOL to spread fire everywhere.)

@billion57 (View Post)  Granted. There is an asteroid on a collision course with Earth that has a smiley face carved on its surface.   I wish I travelled back in time to August 6, 1945.

@Joda123 (View Post)  Granted. But then a wormhole opens and you go to a universe made entirely out of PacBrads.   I wish that I had some pure element 666.

@mad-cow (View Post)  Granted. Becuae of this wish, a time loop starts, causing you to return to fifth grade and advance until today, then reset again. Due to this loop, the memorie of each loop...

@pullerrush (View Post)  Granted. It is made of actinium and you die from its gamma rays.   I wish for a depleted uranium Rubiks Cube.