The Powder Toy

@edza101 (View Post)  ...for a nuke to fall on you.   I wish I was a supervolcano.

@edza101 (View Post)  Granted. Its opposite day, so you wish it did.   I wish that my blood used uranium instead of iron, but worked just as well for the same purpose.

@edza101 (View Post)  Granted. The paradox kills you and the rest of the universe.   I wish I had a block of actinium.

@AngrySpam (View Post)  Granted. See my wish above, only, instead of PacBrad getting squashed, its you!   I wish I could make my own plutonium.

@boxmein (View Post)  Granted. You die of boredom due to the lack of flame wars he starts.   I wish Godzilla would step on PacBrad and squash him.

@PacBrad (View Post) Granted. You recieve such a sentence, but since you can't read it, you don't know its a warning about a nuclear bomb headed for your house.   I wish I had eaten...

@boxmein (View Post)  Granted. They arrived, so you didn't wish this wish, so you suddenly vanish from existence due to the paradox created.   I wish I broke out of the scientists'...

@Powdersaurus (View Post)  Granted. The universe collapses into a singularity, then explodes in a new big bang, creating a universe without elephants.   I wish I was made of radioactive iso...

@pullerrush (View Post)  All isotopes of plutonium are radioactive, not just Pu-239, which is the fissile isotope.

@pullerrush (View Post)  Granted. You accidentally shoot me with the plutonium, which causes a mutation, so I hunt you down and kill you with my radioactivity.   I wish for a gun that sh...