The Powder Toy

@AngrySpam (View Post)  Granted. It forgets how to fly and falls on top of you, causing you to fall off of the cliff you were standing on and you die on impact with the ground.   I wish tha...

 Granted. I give you a radioactive lambo.   I wish that I had a bottle full of nuclear fallout.

@AngrySpam (View Post)  Granted. You recieve a never ending supply of rotten watermelon.   I wish I had a neutron bomb with a countdown timer set to one hour before detonation.

@Powdersaurus (View Post)  Granted. I filled it with uranium hexafluoride.   I wish for an EXOT bomb.

@jjbagley (View Post)  Granted. You no longer exist.   I wish I could see the end of the universe.

@PacBrad (View Post)  Since I cant's tell what your wish is, I decide to launch you into the planet Jupiter, where you die.   I wish I could travel five billion years into the future.

@pullerrush (View Post)  Granted. You lose your house due to foreclosure which leaves you homeless, when suddenly, your heart stops and you die spontaneously.   I wish that the year was 195...

@DoctorWhooves (View Post)  Granted. We never hear from you again as pi has an infinite number of digits.   I wish I could live in Antarctica.

@DoctorWhooves (View Post)  Granted. You are Doctor Whooves the 80000000000000000th.   I wish that Minecraft's minechem mod would update to the latest version.

@AngrySpam (View Post)  Granted. A giant block of cheese falls and kills both of us.   I wish I could send spam to AngrySpam.