The Powder Toy

@R3APER (View Post)  But, where can she drive off to? The surface of the Earth was destroyed. Anyway, Cracker46 manages to get out of the van.

@EqualsThree (View Post)  Granted. Your head implodes, instead of exploding. (they are completely different.)   I wish I lived at the edge of the universe.

@R3APER (View Post)  Granted. You live on a volcanic island, so you die when the volcano explodes and the island sinks into the sea.   See my wish above.

@Niven (View Post)  Granted. You now rule a cold, lifeless desert world, all of the native Martians having died during your invasion.   I wish I could live on Jupiter's moon Callisto i...

@R3APER (View Post)  Granted. You first.   I wish that the weather was always cold.

@DJspiderize (View Post)  Granted. As the average memory is zero, you have hardly any memory at all.   I wish I had a critical mass of U-235.

@Quoozle (View Post)  Granted. You decide to try to move something faster than light, but it ends up causing your mind to explode.   I wish I had a small chunk of rock from Pluto, and there...

@BudCharles (View Post)  Granted. We notice, and then we kill you for knowing too much.   I wish I could drop PacBrad into a pool of molten iron which would destroy him.

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. You kill yourself out of sheer boredom.   I wish I lived on Venus.

Granted. You teleport to the center of the Sun because you wanted to visit me there.   I wish someone would make a Minecraft PacBrad mod.