The Powder Toy

@Citopow (View Post)  Granted. You win a one-way trip into a black hole.   I wish for a quadrillion tons of neptunium.

He loses his grip, and finally falls, tearing off the rope as well, and lands in the liquid nuclear waste.

@R3APER (View Post)  Granted. His studies allow him to make a mutagen that turns humans into gnomes.   I wish that I could take all of the trillion tons of gold back.

@Citopow (View Post)  Granted. They are cured, but then, a virus appears that makes human flesh melt into a scalding liquid.   I wish that I had one hundred trillion tons of gold.

@Fattness (View Post)  Granted. You kill her, but you die due to being stabbed by her as she was dying, so you are dead when the police show up, therefore you suffer no consequences from the law...

@Niven (View Post)  Granted. I spiced it with my special nuclear pepper recipe. Have a nice half-life.   I wish that soft drinks didn't exist.

@R3APER (View Post)  Granted. You know what movie you're watching right now: Texas Chainsaw Massacre.   I wish that Chernobyl, Three Mile Island, and Fukushima never occured.

@Citopow (View Post)  Granted. They rain on you, and you only.   Now, to finish the corruption, I wish that a travelocity gnome the size of the Statue of Liberty would crash into Citopow�...

@R3APER (View Post)  The old gas station happened to be sitting on a nuclear waste dump, and the glow was radioactive, although he didn't know it. He runs inside, but the floor collapses u...

@R3APER (View Post) Granted. The world explodes from trying to rotate at different speeds at once.    I wish that I glowed in the dark, the glow being a blue color.