The Powder Toy

@Poorsoft (View Post)  Granted. You are now a wing on an airplane about to crash into the Pacific Ocean.   I wish that I could visit the bottom of the Marianas Trench without requiring air,...

@Poorsoft (View Post)  Um... oops... my evil genetic experiment to make a super cat went awry and made a llama.   Where did all of this money come from?!

@plead-for-destruction (View Post)  boom   Why does everything I touch either melt, boil, or catch fire?

@EqualsThree (View Post)  You had a block of clne, and it cloned a pile of dirt on top of you.   Why am I radioactive?

@EqualsThree (View Post)  The toilet exploded.   Why is my house so cold?

@EqualsThree (View Post)  Granted. You collapse into a big crunch   @Niven (View Post)  Granted. Unfortunately, I decide to test my Glacier Bomb on Australia, after you took over. ...

This thread is so punny.

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. It tries to search every computer in the universe.   I wish that I could survive an asteroid impact, on the asteroid.

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. You are fifteen Pluto years old, which means that you are 3,720 Earth years old.   I wish that I could move to the planet Mercury.

@Niven (View Post)  Granted. You recieve it, but you have to assemble every component and circuit, then put all of the circuitry and components together to make the laptop, which then explodes d...