The Powder Toy

@billion57 (View Post)  You now have fatal cuts in your stomach lining.   Why did I just find PacBrad's skull inside this rock?

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. He corrupts it, but then he throws you into a pool of molten iron.   I wish that I could make a new alloy composed of iron and the melted remnants of PacBrad.

She's a technophobe.   Why is this rock glowing?

@R3APER (View Post)  Granted. Your brain corrupts itself due to all of the insight, and you die.   I wish that I had a one-way trip into the Earth's inner core.

@R3APER (View Post)  Um, my bad. *walks away*   Why did I just step on the nuclear mine?

Unfortunately I missed the ceremony. I wonder who won.

@R3APER (View Post)  You were busy having a flame war with PackedBread.   Finally! I have plutonium! Now where can I get some francium?

@R3APER (View Post)  I took it apart searching for some plutonium for my element collection.   Where can I find some plutonium? The Shifty zapadoo didn't have any.

Even though my CO2 fusion bomb has been weakened a bit, it is still extremely destructive.

@R3APER (View Post)  The hammer got pushed by a newtonian gravity well.   Why isn't there any global warming?