• Started 22nd Jul 2012 in General
    @Dawgie (View Post)  I throw water on you.   I am made of depleted uranium
  • Started 22nd Jul 2012 in General
    @PacBrad (View Post)  I gave you a virus.   Nyan cat died, so the Earth still explodes, with nothing to stop it.
  • Started 22nd Jul 2012 in General
    @PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. a million bucks come charging out of the forest and crushes you under the stampede.   I wish for a million antibucks to destroy the million bucks.
  • Started 22nd Jul 2012 in General
    @PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. The cloud is a nuclear mushroom cloud, and the cookies are flakes of nuclear fallout.   I wish that the cookie game would self destruct.
  • Started 22nd Jul 2012 in General
    Five seconds until planet-destroying nuclear meltdown. four, three, two...   The Earth just exploded.
  • Started 22nd Jul 2012 in General
    Perhaps no one is interested?   Why do geiger counters always act strangely when I stand next to them?
  • Started 22nd Jul 2012 in General
    @PacBrad (View Post)  I took it to extract your DNA.   I blew up your house with antimatter.
  • Started 22nd Jul 2012 in General
    @PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. Here's your cookie. Isn't it delicious? I made it with neurotoxins.   I wish that I could sneak into PacBrad's base and detonate an antimatter ...
  • Started 22nd Jul 2012 in General
    No, 1+1=2, but 1*1=1, or 1/1=1   Why is the Sun getting bigger?
  • Started 22nd Jul 2012 in General
    @PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. Here's your random binary code: 10101010001010110110111010111101100101011101110101001010100   I wish that I could instantly end all error messages from P...