The Powder Toy

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. You recieve some pi. See? 3.141592653589793238462...   I wish for some yellowcake.

@R3APER (View Post)  Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

@R3APER (View Post)  You are the God particle.   Where did I leave my anti-Nyan Cat bomb?

@DJspiderize (View Post)  Granted. He accidentally bites you, and you die from his venom.   I wish that that the year was 12012.

@DJspiderize (View Post)  Into a black hole.   Why is the world getting colder?

@DJspiderize (View Post)  Granted. You drop it and it cuts your legs off, then your head falls on it, killing you.   I wish I had a von neumann probe.

@DJspiderize (View Post) Because you were standing too close to my high-temperature nuclear reactor.   The Titanic has arrived.

@boxmein (View Post)  Granted. However, some of your muscles are made of antimatter, becaus energy to matter coversions can produce antimatter.   I wish that I had a pocket-sized nuclear bo...

@R3APER (View Post) A watchdog is perfect for finding the time.

@Citopow (View Post)  Granted. The reason they're not abandoned? Exponentially exploding population.   I wish that I could build the Large Hadron Collider in Minecraft.