The Powder Toy

@plead-for-destruction (View Post)  He soon loses all of his energy, and is absorbed into nearby matter.   Venus and Earth have swapped places.

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. I inject you with pure antimatter, causing you to explode and die. You are now cured.   I wish I was frozen solid, so Nyan Cat could not annoy me anymore.

@PacBrad (View Post)  You finally crash due to the error-generating virus I installed on you.   The ice age is permanent, so Nyan is frozen forever.

@Niven (View Post)  Granted. You fly directly into the fallout from my nuclear bomb test.   I wish that I had a supervirus that turns everyone into Tac Nayns

The Earth moves away from its orbit and crashes into it.   A new Ice Age began.

@PacBrad (View Post)  I'm not Nyan, and I vaporized the real Nyan.   I wish that I had a machine capable of harvesting energy from Nyan Cat.

@PacBrad (View Post)  Get out of my blast furnace!   I've discovered a new element: PacBradium.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two rights make an airplane.

@Niven (View Post)  Granted. Now stand on these rails as the train arrives...   I wish that I was one mile underground.

@dulix11 (View Post)  You had just discovered proof of a god not existing.   I'm falling towards Earth at 40,000 miles per hour.