The Powder Toy

@CAC-Boomerang (View Post)  You think it's bad now, you should have seen it a hundred years ago.   I just fired a homing nuke at Nyan, and another one at evil Nyan.

@Niven (View Post)  Granted. You have a tree with impaled pigs on its branches.   I wish I had a bottle of thermite.

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. I shoot you in the head, killing you.   I wish that Nyan would go away.

@PacBrad (View Post)  He was hungry, however, I poisoned the fish with arsenic.   What's Nyan's address, so I can mail this totally harmless device to him?

My computer recently got the Titanic virus. It made the whole computer go down.

@DJspiderize (View Post)  Granted. You never wake up.   I wish that I had better internet service than Charter.

@R3APER (View Post)  You wanted to make a WMS, a weapon of mass spiciness.   Who mailed me some anthrax?

@DJspiderize (View Post)  Because you are almost blind, and require text to be bolt to see.   Why did the golf course blow up?

@PacBrad (View Post)  He never met you, because you are him.   I wish that I went back to 560 million years ago.

It is extremely cold, so it freezes your hands when you touch it.   Where did this jar of antimatter come from?