The Powder Toy

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. You are dead now.   Why am I emitting neutrons?

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. You're the stickman.   I wish to drop a nuclear bomb on every poptart factory in the world.

@PacBrad (View Post)  90% of the internet.   What is this charred object I found? It looks like a cross between a poptart and a cat.

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. 90% of the internet clicks it, crashing the site.   I wish that I had an anti-Nyan bomb.

@coenmcj (View Post)  I am nuking it to destroy all Nyans and evil Nyans.   Yay! They're all destroyed!

@PacBrad (View Post)  Sure, I'm putting some URAN on my RICE as we speak, because I think it makes the RICE taste good. Just be careful with those nuclear reactions...

@PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. I give you a new heart filled with nuclear waste from my nuclear popcorn incident.   I wish that I had a bomb that when activated, instantly causes the temper...

@DJspiderize (View Post)  Simple. I cloned the rice before you ate it, and gave one copy to R3APER, and kept the other copy I made. You ate the original.

@Citopow (View Post)  They aren't poisoned. They're on fire.   I wish for some radioactive popcorn for this movie I'm watching.

@Poorsoft (View Post)  Granted. You decide to set the bread on fire, but then PacBrad rises out of the flames and kills you.   I wish that I had a bottle of spray that could repel all other...