• Started 27th Jul 2012 in General
    @PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. The entire forums crash due to too many threads being active, and too many necroes.   I wish that PacBrad was a radioactive element.
  • Started 26th Jul 2012 in General
    @nmd (View Post)  I meant that there was no free oxygen dissolved in it.   @Citopow (View Post)  Granted. He spams the forums with epic creations and causes everyone to get banned by h...
  • Started 26th Jul 2012 in General
    @billion57 (View Post)  I created clones of the rice and gave them to everyone.
  • Started 26th Jul 2012 in General
    @Niven (View Post)  Granted. You fall into a certain lake in New York, and die because the water has no oxygen in it.   I wish that I had a block of sulfur.
  • Started 26th Jul 2012 in General
    @nmd (View Post)  You're sitting in a pool of mercury.   Do you know where I can obtain fifteen pounds of depleted uranium?
  • Started 26th Jul 2012 in General
    @R3APER (View Post)  Granted. It's less painful, but the dentist accidentally drills into the gum instead.   I wish that I have a portal gun.
  • Started 26th Jul 2012 in General
    @Niven (View Post)  Granted. The genie decides you have a death wish, and kills you.   I wish that I could touch molten lava without being burned.
  • Started 26th Jul 2012 in General
    @billion57 (View Post)  I told you not to eat that! It was full of arsenic.   I found PacBrad in the Nether.
  • Started 26th Jul 2012 in General
    @billion57 (View Post)  You now have x-ray induced cancer.   I landed on a radioactive planet.
  • Started 26th Jul 2012 in General
    @billion57 (View Post)  Granted. You get arrested for possession of cocaine. (The original Coca-Cola really had that in it!)   I wish that I had a neutron laser.