• Started 27th Jul 2012 in General
    @Citopow (View Post)  Granted. It is the size of a single bacterium.   I wish that FRZZ powder from TPT was real.
  • Started 27th Jul 2012 in General
    @Citopow (View Post)  Granted. It happens, but now we no longer have PacBrad, so a new troll arrives to replace him.   I wish that I had an antiproton laser to shoot the troll with.
  • Started 27th Jul 2012 in General
    @Citopow (View Post)  Granted. He now goes on about his 405 save.   I wish that I had a block of positron-emitting fluorine-18.
  • Started 27th Jul 2012 in General
    @Poorsoft (View Post)  Meanwhile, back on Earth, scientists at the Large Hadron Collider have created several jars of antimatter. Somehow, one of them ends up in the Vatican.
  • Started 27th Jul 2012 in General
    @DarkSpirit1293 (View Post)  Granted. They are more tolerant, but then your radio suddenly creates a sonic boom that shatters everyone's windows, so now an angry mob is approaching with fla...
  • Started 27th Jul 2012 in General
    @PacBrad (View Post)  Granted. However, you go near a black hole, so we see your picture change every 90 million years.   I wish that found a chunk of iridium instead of the newspaper tomor...
  • Started 27th Jul 2012 in General
    @PacBrad (View Post)  They are swearing at you.   I shrank PacBrad down to the size of a helium atom.
  • Started 27th Jul 2012 in General
    @Poorsoft (View Post)  Isn't this the same as the Story3 thread? If not, then:   The shopping center got hit by a nuclear missile.
  • Started 27th Jul 2012 in General
    @PacBrad (View Post)  You only corrupted one wish, not both of them.   Granted. You are the stickman, and I am the invisible entity pouring lava all over your charred corpse.   I wish ...
  • Started 27th Jul 2012 in General
    @PacBrad (View Post)  I take Tac Nayn and place him inside a magnetic sphere, then I launch him around a 17-mile wide circle and make him collide with Nyan Cat ath 99.99999% the speed of light....