The Powder Toy

An airplane was having mechanical issues, and fell out of the sky. It landed in the path of the poo, blocking it and causing an explosion.   The next user was on that plane.

7/10   Exits a Walmart Walks on Mars.

I noticed a dollar bill on the ground nearby and walked over to get it, while the laser hit a reflective wall and bounced back, killing the user above.   The next user was converted to a Higgs...

Actually, rubidium is good for that.

They decided to use a killer injection. However, somehow the drug got mixed up with a tube of radioactive tritiated water, so nothing happened when they used it. I just walked out of the execution ch...

Catalyzed nuclear fission? Does that mean that W Bosons cause PLUT to explode, and things like that? Also, what types of hadrons are planned?

@jombo23 (View Post)  Technically, a free proton is an ionized hydrogen isotope. A regular hydrogen atom is one proton and one electron, though the deuterium isotope adds a neutron. When h...

I simply don't move, which prevents my bones from breaking.   The next user has been lowered into SCP 914 and processed on the rough setting.

@jombo23 (View Post)  The problem with that is that protons are positively charged, like an atomic nucleus. Since both the proton and the nucleus have the same charge, they would repel away from...

@jombo23 (View Post)  Last I checked, free protons are one of results of ionizing hydrogen. Sometimes you get a proton-neutron pair, but that is from the rare deuterium isotope. In the experime...