The Powder Toy

@Jackeea (View Post)  You immediately turn into Gloria Gaynor and start singing "I Will Survive".    I wish I had all of the seasons of Breaking Bad on DVD.

@Jackeea (View Post)  Granted, but it turns out that you are actually Venusian. Being that you are the first known Venusian, you are kept prisoner by the scientific community and are poked and p...

@Jackeea (View Post)  Granted, but it's so super-secret, even you don't know where it is.    I wish I didn't have to wake up this morning and could just sleep all day in...

@code1949 (View Post)  They do, but it's only Chapter 11.    @alecnotalex (View Post)  You get trichinosis.      I wish I wasn't so d***** spectacular. (D...

@alecnotalex (View Post)  Granted, but the poison is invisible and you never find out where it actually is.      I wish for a pint of pistachio almond ice cream.

Kaspersky does work better, but Kaspersky is the name of your executioner.      I wish new episodes of King of the Hill were still being made.

Granted, but she leaves again before you can see her.    I wish for a Legend of Zelda movie.

An update for TPT renders your calculator useless.      I wish I could eat shish kebabs every night.    PS: surfcash's post above this one was number 2600. That's a...

@thunder999 (View Post)  The statue tips over and crushes you.      I wish for whirled peas.

@gamax92 (View Post)  Wish granted, but TPT now considers you imperfect and decides that you must be eliminated.        I wish I had a bowl of day-old oatmeal.