The Powder Toy

No thank you, I do not need help.

I am a block of lead.   The next person is attacked by a sentient block of lead.

I use my ninja skills and awkward knees to sneak out of the building. From there I find one of my connections, a biologist, and have him implant my flamingo-brain into a huge fighting robot.   I...

Who posted the mac crash string?! (I can't see who, for obvious reasons)

OH MY GOD I HAD A DREAM WHERE I WAS PLAYING TPT AND I SAW THIS ELEMENT   Maybe I should get off for a while.   But I don't see many uses for this.

However, I am the size of a large star. You do nothing.   The next person was stuck on Michael238's back, and is also made of antimatter.

I say again, JERKS

I already came up with the first two (see last page).

All the other descendants and ancestors of Chuck Norris come to my aid, resulting in an epic battle lasting for infinity. I, however, quietly sneak out the side.   The next person is wearing a C...

That's nice. But something to cool them down.   PROT-PROT collisions would happen at high speeds, creating multiple PROTs at high speeds, a bit hotter, and also giving off some pressure. Th...