Fortune Teller! by DRAGONF0RCE
Stop wasting time reading this and open the save :P
funny
random
fortune
tonsofun
teller
eatguns
dragonf0rce
foreverexwashere
ibuiltacactus
Comments
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FastYetSpeedy 28th Sep 2023
when i ate a grenade Chuck Norris thought i was cool, while when i took vodka from a Russian everyone thought i was crazy. Makes sense. -
CHP 17th Aug 2023
i were an awesome and brave potato who like pwn guns while i hatched yourself and sit on a cactus with exploding penguins and were drunk and my last word is of course it safe and drank 50 red bull your pet rock remember you because you fed him -
coolkase 26th Jun 2023
"your last words were 'i wonder if this would hurt' and then you ate a grenade" -
IAmCool 16th Apr 2023
i was a creepy and brave potato who liked to throw poop while i looked at myself , i liked to kill obama with creepy old men because i was drunk , my last words were of course its safe and headbutted a spike . everyone will remember me because i was crazy -
MaxouMax2011 3rd Dec 2022
Goodatbeingbad, i got something similar to yours -
krm38501 15th Sep 2022
Is this not the funniest /weirdest one You were a creepy and nerdy gangsta who likes to eat rocks while you yelled at shoes. You liked to hug yo mama with ugly turtles because you were bored. Your last words were of course its safe and then you drank 50 Red Bulls. Your pet rock will remember you because you fed him -
Ohnoitstheboi 16th Jun 2022
I was a creepy and brave potato who liked to xxxx guns while I bathed in myself, I liked to kill Obama with ultra radioactive donkeys because I was drunk, my last words were "of course it's safe" and drank 50 red bulls, Chuck Norris will remember me because I was cool. -
Waffley_boi 30th Apr 2022
I were a pregnant crazy gansta who like to eat noobs while i yelled at poop. i liked to build obama with exploding penguins because i was drunk. My last words were "Of course its safe" then i ate a grenade. Some weirdo will remember me because i gave him toast -
HelloImANoob 23rd Apr 2022
i were an awesoe and brave hobo who liked to eat rocks while i bathed in myself. I liked to build obama with radioactive ultra donkeys because i had no other friends. My last words were: everyone watch this! and then i took vodka from a russian. Chuck norris will remember me becuase i fed him. -
MALLRED1980 27th Feb 2022
how can you sit on tpt