Fortune Teller! by DRAGONF0RCE
Stop wasting time reading this and open the save :P
funny
random
fortune
tonsofun
teller
eatguns
dragonf0rce
foreverexwashere
ibuiltacactus
Comments
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Troxi 30th Jul 2016
i was an awesome and crazy scientist who liked to collect noobs while i threw chickens. I liked to kill a cactus with ughly turtles because i was bored. my last words were "of course its safe!" and then i headbutted a metal spike. my pet rock will remember me because i fed him. -
GeekyGamer 29th Jul 2016
i was a creepy and brave hobo who liked to eat guns while i yelled at shoes. i liked to sit on obama with radioactive ultra donkeys because i was just that awesome. my last words were "of course it's safe!" and then i ate a grenade. everyone will remember me because i was crazy. LIEF RULZZZ!!! -
powderskye 26th Jul 2016
"throof" lel -
Ender_arrow8 22nd Jul 2016
this is not even telling the throof -
powderskye 19th Jul 2016I was an awesome crazy potato who liked to eat guns while I yelled at poop. I liked to kill a cactus with ugly turtles because I was that awesome. My last words were "I'll take that dare!" and then I took vodka from a Russian. Chuck Norris will remember me because I was just that cool. yey
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powderskye 19th Jul 2016I was an awesome brave hobo who liked to collect guns while I watched poop. I liked to build Obama with exploding penguins because I was that awesome. My last words were "Of course it's safe!" and then I headbutted a metal spike. Everyone will remember me because I was crazy. lol.
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powderskye 19th Jul 2016@fdanny i fell out of my chair laughing
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Commanvil 15th Jul 2016
I'm an awesome nerdy potato who liked to sit on tpt! oooh yeah -
ohaiwazzap 11th Jul 2016
apparently i would always steal vodka from russians. was i really drunk ehough to steal anything? -
danieldan0 22nd Jun 2016
I liked to kill Obama...