hey fightingtuxedocat you forgot a closing parentheses
T-This looks like a p-paradise!~ (I h-h-hate F-Freaky J-June~~
Pwetty pwease do President Tom Pearl's planet
TO be specifical, 17,000 Monthly.
About 17,000 gooners leave earth to flee to Dr Gooners planet seeking freedom of goon.
The Kingdom of goon, ruled by His Goonesty, Dr. Gooner, is still at war with the Jerker's Republic, ruled by Jim Jerkington. The Smaller countries include the Stroking Oligrarchy, the Goon Federation, Tim Stroker's Kingdom, and the Grand Dihdom of Fred. These 6 Countries make the entirety of Dr. Gooner's planet.