Aeiouman:You have accepted the non-agression pact with Siberia,along with supplying their Alaskan troops with food rations.You have also started removing leftover fentanly darts and caltrops from the Vaznian buffer zone
Aeiouman: your brother is attacking me
Aeiouman:You have started launching napalm cruise missiles over Greenligian ammo stockpiles,causing a series of chain ammunition explosions and massive damage to army bases
Actually, I might've misinterpreted it, sure, I'll sign the nonaggression pact, but I'm not sending any troops. (im sending cans of food though)
(also a small bit of fudgy, hard to spoil chocolate)
(also random seeds of various edible and hardy plants that can grow in many environments in 1 packet)
(oh also there's a bit of butter and a 1 cm^3 cube of solid salt as well)
(dont worry the matches, food, and 7.62mm are in different compartments to avoid cross contamination, and the front of the pack can be torn off to give you a smallish 5mm steel plate)
Also supply the Siberians with large, durable, rain resistant boots, and the average Vaznian ration pack. (cheese, crackers, jerky, hardtack, smallish brick of tea leaves, 5 matches, a 7.62mm bullet, and some bland tasting substance that is hard to spoil but gives a decent amount of nutrients and vitamins)