MY. OIL. NOW. *plants a thermite bomb in your fracking liquid injection tube*
No, It's My oil, *Breaks down door and steals the oil before throwing a grenade*
NAHH THIS IS MY OIL I USE THE OIL.*snatches and runs into a room and shuts the door and hides under a table*
no you don't understand... I use AMERICAN OIL to cook
didn't you mean... OUR OIL
Thats cooking oil..THIS IS AMERICAN OIL
I started this all lol by asking to add oil
*Goverment knocks on your door* SIR- THIS LAND IS NOT FREE.